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I need to change this my eyes aren't red anymore sulahfs  HELLO, UNDERLINGS As you all know, I'm King Marcutio Fuerterey Polonomus. Yes, THE King Marcutio Fuerterey Polonomous~ Well technically King Marcutio Fuerterey Renegade Polonomous now~ c//)> But you can call me Marco Polo. Of course you can have my autograph~ c| I'm 28 years old, 7'4'', and dead. c: Oh but please don't be scared, I can be a very nice ghost. But I swear, you piss me off, and I will cut you. I have a severe case of thanatophobia, I'm claustrophobic, and also a chocoholic. I can't go a day without a cup of cocoa. <(D I'm on the verge of an obsession with sex. ._. I also love my tie, yes. c| I'm a ladies' man. Simple as that. But I'm the only casanova you'll ever find who's now married to another man. c: My dear Ren means more to me than anything else in the world, and it's so wonderful knowing he loves me back. c)> And now here are some people that I don't completely hate. Or maybe I do. I dunno.  Mama c:I'm still a baby if you count by OC-years. c: Oh gosh, where do I even start with Ren~? <(D My little mint~ c)> He's the greatest person in the Universe, sweeter than mint hot cocoa, hotter than a billion stars, more fun than a sack full of drugged up kittens- GOD he's just perfect. <(//D I'm so madly in love with this man, I can't even describe it. When people say you "fall in love", you really do FALL in love. There's no escaping the amout of passion I feel for Ren. c//: He's the one person I can tell truly loves me, and I know he'd never lie to me. Yes, he's a psychopathic murdering bitch with a freakish blood fetish and love for severed human limbs, but even if it freaks the fuck out of me, deep down I know it's just another reason why I'm so head over heels for him~ <(//D Being married to Ren makes it feel like I've really accomplished something in my life, and I can't explain how much I appreciate him giving his heart to me. Till the end of time, past the stars, to the end of the Universe, and back again, I love you, my dear Ren~ c//)> My dear sweet little brother and partner in crime. c: This little boy is one of the greatest things to ever happen to me. He's like a little mini-me. c)> Only with a ridiculously thick accent.And he's really short. And young. Whatever. I love you, Benvolio. You mean so much to me, so be careful in the outside world and with Tro, okay kiddo? c)> My "best friend". He's my royal entertainer. Not fool cuz, well, he's pretty goddam smart. NO MATTER HOW MUCH HE DENIES IT HE LISTENS TO RAP AHAHAH. Okay well so yeah this guy's cool and awesome. And a tiny bit hot. He's the stealthy one of my crew. And my underling. (B< We're rivals too. He tries to be more gentlemanly than me. I gotta say he's pretty good at it. Stay cool, Dosteau. Tango you'll always be my own little BFF. You've gotta be one of the funniest dudes I've ever met, and that bomb-work of yours still impresses me. We have some of the best times hanging out with each other, not giving a flying fuck what people think and just blowing shit up. Stay cool Tango! Just lose it because YOU CAN CAN CAN!! (B The short little fuzzy asshole that intrudes on every single fucking second of my god damn life, not giving me a moment alone with Ren and pissing me off to no extent with your smartass smoking and that fucking VOICE God Javs you have no idea how much you make me want to fucking annihilate you every mother fucking day.I still love 'ya man. c: Glad you don't hate me anymore, Annie. c:I still love you. c)> FUCK-TRO you take good care-FUCK-of Benvolio, you mother fucking-FUCK-asshole. And please stop hitting me-FUCK-with chairs.Why do I still like you? Cuz-FUCK-you can't get rid of this ghost, bitch. (B< You know "fuck" IS kinda fun to say. I just met this boy, but he's a little sweety. c)> A tiny bit creepy, yes, but when I'm feeling down, he's always there to make it better. c: I GUESS I don't hate you anymore....I'm still keeping my eye on you. >B| Thank you for the beautiful poem though. c)> She's a queen. She sucks at ruling. She's my rival. And she's hot. Pretty awesome combo if you ask me. EW LOOK AT THAT FACE-KILL IT KILL IT |
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Zeal
H-Hey Mar-kyoosheeo~ *laughs and falls down* H-HOW YA BEEN? Wanna dance wif me? 8D
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"You are my everything, Marco, nothing matters more.
I'd give up everything in life in a heartbeat to keep you."
~ ~ViralRenegade
ISSAPARTY! <D
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"You are my everything, Marco, nothing matters more.
I'd give up everything in life in a heartbeat to keep you."
~ ~ViralRenegade
I made joo a Martini! *falls down*
WHO
WHO
OH MY GOD TELL ME
WHO
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"You are my everything, Marco, nothing matters more.
I'd give up everything in life in a heartbeat to keep you."
~ ~ViralRenegade
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